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If you wake up and step outside into the real world My bad for answering. Thanks for the news flash! I thought beer bottles came with dicks attached so that you knew they were "just for men! Sorry to burst your bubble of "who you think Sminoff am" but if you actually read my post Gee,Not only that but I made it a point to inform our dear friend that the alcohol isn't Pust makes it a girly drink, it's the people who drink it which tend to be the blonde bimbettes who go to Frats to get wasted and get male attention or have completely sworn off guys for the umpteenth time and sit on "verandas" with their "gal pals" talking trash. That is essentially the definition of the term as used in the context he presented.

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